leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “install these”
留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条
staple your reports in the wrong corner
用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角
put tape over the mouse optics
在光学鼠标上粘上胶带
unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某个同事的显示器接线
turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳机音量调到最大 从早到晚带着耳机
sing show tunes
唱舞台音乐剧
burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花
forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治
turn up the beep volume of the copier
把复印机“哔”的音量放大
slurp hot coffee during meetings
开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡
walk around the office barefooted
光脚在办公室里四处走
misplace peoples pens
把人们的笔放错地方
glue their mouse to the desk
把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上
